翻译：eternalmummy
萝德丝，我觉得你侄子很孤独 Lourdes, I feel your nephew so alone.
索尼娅，我也在担心他，但...... Sonia, I worry about him too, but...
这就是他的生活方式 It's the way he lives.
我看到他要不然在花园里 I only see him in the garden.
要不然就是在弹电子琴 Or here playing this keyboard.
这真的很悲哀 Oh, this is so sad.
我努力让他和教堂里的孩子 I try to make him socialize
交朋友，但....... with the people there in the church, but...
他就是这么孤僻，我也无可奈何 He is very alone,I can not do anything.
他该交个女朋友 He should get a girlfriend.
各种朋友 Some friends!
一直这么孤僻下去总归不太好，萝德丝 Because it's not good to be alone, Lourdes.
上帝及圣母定会在我侄子的生命中 God and Our Lady will put a wonderful girl
安排一位漂亮的姑娘 in my godson's life!
你看，不是我来得太早了 Look. Did I get here too soon,
就是他们又迟到了 or will they be late again?
他的儿子，希西家王 And Hezekiah, his son
- 继承了大统 -阿门 - reigned in his stead. - Amen!
感谢上帝！ Thank God!
最后谁愿意来一曲？ And finally, does anyone want to offer the next song?
我想帮助世界上 I would like to dedicate for all children
所有处于饥荒的孩子 who are hungry in the world.
我想帮助我那混蛋老公 And for my bastard husband.
那个醉鬼 That drunk bastard!
- 拜拜 - 拜拜，下周见！ - Goodbye. - Bye, see you next week!
- 拜拜 - 拜拜，下周见！ - Bye. - Bye, see you next week.
我刚回来 Come back soon.
嗨！ Hi!
你今天弹得很棒 You played beautifully today.
萝德丝阿姨说你能给我上电子琴课 Aunt Lourdes said you could give me some keyboard lessons.
哦，索尼娅 Oh, Sonia!
告诉你老公我下个月 Tell your husband that I will pay him all my late rents
会把拖欠的房租付给他的，让他有点儿耐心 until next month, okay?Just a little more patience!
- 我们可以马上开始上课 - 好的 - We can set something up. - Hey!
- 我今晚来找你 - 好的 - I'll be back tonight! - Fine.
- 拜拜，萝德丝阿姨 - 拜拜，亲爱的 - Bye, Aunt Lourdes! - Bye, honey.
亲爱的，我想和你说一件重要的事儿 My dear, I want to talk to you.A very important thing.
- 和我过来好吗？ - 好的，姑妈 - Come here with me? - Sure, Auntie!
孩子，你知道我们家是一个受上帝庇佑的家对吧？ Baby, you know this is a blessed house, don't you?
上帝不会拒绝任何人 And God does not reject anyone.
我知道 I know.
你也知道我对上帝及圣母的承诺 And you know about my commitment to God and Our Lady
我是一名传教士 I'm a missionary!
我都知道，姑妈 I know, Auntie.
昨天我接到一个电话 Yesterday I received a call.
接到一个任务 A mission.
哦，亲爱的永援圣母，该怎么说呢 Oh, Our Lady of Perpetual Help,how to say...
好吧 Okay.
我有个表哥，他有个儿子 I have a cousin, who has a son.
他也算你的表哥，隔了个两三辈儿吧 He's your cousin too,second or third degree.
这个孩子得和我们住个几天 And this kid needs to spend a few days here with us.
好啊，我都不知道我有个表哥 Nice!I did not know that I have a cousin.
你们两个互相认识一下，还能交个朋友 And you two can know each other, be friends.
- 嗯，好的 - 他就在这儿待几天 - Yeah, cool! - And he'll be here only for a few days
直到一切都安定下来 just until things calm down.
安定下来你指的是什么？ What do you mean by calm down?
他们好像有些家庭矛盾 It seems that they have some family problems.
他的继母，也是一名基督徒 His stepmother, who is also a Christian woman
昨天打电话向我哭诉 she called me yesterday in tears.
他说这个孩子回家的话，他爸会宰了他 She said that if the boy comes home, his father kills him!
- 喔！ - 嗯，家庭关系蛮糟的 - Wow! - Yeah, a horrible situation.
我也不能拒绝她的请求 And I could not deny a request from her.
我们的亲人正经历着这等窘境 A member of our family,going through this difficult situation.
当然我理解，姑妈 I understand, Auntie. Of course!
他叫马里奥 His name is Mario.
- 哦，马里奥 - 是的 - Oh, Mario! - Yes.
好 Nice.
哦，我很高兴你愿意接纳他，亲爱的 Oh, I'm glad Nyou liked it, my dear.
我也不想再麻烦你了，但...... I did not want to bother you anymore, but...
能不能在你的房间加一张床 there is an extra bed in your room.
哦，姑妈，当然没问题了 Oh no, Auntie.No problem at all.
嗷，好极了，亲爱的 Ah, that's good, honey!
今天我去换下床单 I'm going to change the sheets today,
因为他明天就到了 because he arrives tomorrow.
- 明天？ - 对，有些突然 - Tomorrow. - Yeah, it was all of a sudden.
额..... And… Well.
你知道，我得和尤利西斯神父主持退修会 I have to go to that spiritual retreat with Father Ulysses, you know.
他到的时候我不在家 I will not be here when he comes.
但我确信你会尽地主之谊的 But I'm sure you'll treat him like a lord.
我几天后就会回来 And I'll be back in a few days.
好的，姑妈，不用担心 All right, Auntie. Do not worry.
发生了什么？他爸为什么那么生气？ And what happened?Why is his father so angry?
因为这个孩子明天 Because the boy is leaving...
会出狱，他爸不想把他留在家 From the jail tomorrow, and the father doesn't want him at home.
你能相信吗？ Do you believe that?
- 出狱？ -是的 - From jail? - Yes.
- 监狱吗？ - 是的 - From the prison? - Yes.
但是姑妈，他难道不危险吗？ But, Auntie?This guy is not dangerous?
他犯了什么？为什么会被抓起来？ What did he do?Why was he arrested?
- 我可是要和他单独在一起的 - 亲爱的 - And I'm going to be alone here with him. - Honey...
亲爱的，我不想知道他做了什么 Honey.I didn't even want to know what he did.
因为宽恕远比罪孽要重要 Because forgiveness is more important than sin.
- 不，姑妈，冷静一下，我们得... - 上帝 - No, Auntie, calm down. We have to... - God...
会保佑我们的 Bless us.
我知道，想想这样还是不太好 I know, but it's not better to think...
我相信上帝 I'm sure that God,
还有圣母 and the Blessed Virgin
一直都住在这个家里 who live in this home,
他们会将亲人的内心变好 they will transform the heart of our relative.
但你不觉得.... But you do not think it's better...
神所栖之处，我们便会受到庇护 Where God is,we have protection.
- 很不错，对吧？ - 是的，真的很棒 - That's great, huh? - Yeah. It's really cool.
只是几天而已，亲爱的 It will be a few days, honey.
上帝啊！降临到这间屋子里 God! Be in this room.
保佑那个即将到来的孩子 Bless this boy who's coming.
保佑我亲爱的侄子 Protect my dear nephew.
别，阿姨，别弄到琴键上 No, Auntie! Not on the keyboard!
圣天使们，我亲爱的守护者 Holy angel of the Lord,my zealous keeper.
该死！过来！你这个恶心的东西 Damn! Come here! You disgusting!
它已经下地狱了 This one is already in hell.
好听！好听！真好听！你真是一个伟大的音乐家！ Beautiful! Beautiful! Beautiful!You are a great musician.
我真的很开心！就像 I'm delighted! Looks like...
上帝陪我玩耍一样 That God plays with you.
谢谢 Thank you!
你知道，我能想象得出上帝一丝不苟地 You know, I can imagine as God did meticulously
弹出每一个小小的音符的场景 every little musical note.
一个比一个要美妙动听 One more beautiful than the other!
我一般 About the class. I usually teach
一周上两次课，每个学生都这样 twice a week, for each student.
一般我会让学生带一首曲谱来 And usually I ask the student to bring a song...
你能弹这首吗？ Can you play this one?
- 奇迹公主吗？ - 是的 - The Princess of Miracles? - That's right.
好，让我试试 Ok. Let me see.
带着你的仁慈 Bring your kindness,
圣洁的公主 princess with holiness
光芒终将照亮 The light will invade
你的城堡 your castle.
主啊！你是我的庇护所 Is my abode, Lord.
你为我戴上王冠 You crown me,
我将受到祝福 and I'm going to bless.
哦，好美妙！好开心 Oh, beautiful! Oh glory!
哈利路亚，主啊 Hallelujah, Lord! Glory!
开心，真开心！阿门！ Glory, glory! Amen!
亲爱的卢卡斯 Dear Lucas,
我不想把你叫醒，你睡得像个天使 I did not want to wake you,you were sleeping like an angel.
我买了些吃的 I bought many things to eat,
并做了一个胡萝卜蛋糕，放在了微波炉里 and I made a carrot cake,which is in the oven
我希望你和马里奥能相处得很好 I hope you and Mario get along very well.
我把我的房间锁起来了 I locked my room.
钥匙就在冰箱上的圣母像下 The key is under Our Lady,on top of the refrigerator.
如果你急需它，它就放在那下面 If you need it, for some urgency,it's there.
给你一个深深的吻，我爱你 A big kiss. I love you.
我能把我自己锁在房间里吗，姑妈？好极了 Can I lock myself in my room,Aunt? Nice.
你好！ Hi!
- 哦，你一定是..... -马里奥 - Oh, you must be... - Mario!
- 是的 - 你好，表哥 - Oh, of course. - Hi cousin!
你好！马里奥！怎么样？你还好吗？ Hi, Mario! What's up?Are you all right?
我都不知道我还有个表弟 I never knew that I had a cousin!
我小名叫汉茨 My surname is also Hantz!
哦好酷 Oh cool.
又一个汉茨！ Another Hantz!
感谢你收留我 Thanks for receiving me.
没关系，这样真的很棒！ It's all right.This is really cool.
我也不知道我有个表哥 I also didn't know that I had a cousin.
我们这么多年都还没拥抱过呢 This is for all the years that we have not hugged.
哦，我的表弟 Ah, cousin!
你觉得这次来这儿的旅行怎么样？ How was your trip here?
非常好 Was good.
这里很安静 It was quiet.
- 对的 - 事实上 - Right. - In fact...
我也没怎么注意 I didn't even notice.
正如你所见，这个地方确实很安静 And as you can see,this place is very calm.
我看到了，真的很安静 I see. Very peaceful.
哦，姑妈她 Oh, and about the aunt.
她没在家，因为出远门了 She's not here because she had to travel.
但她向你表示歉意 But she apologizes.
- 现在这个情形 - 哦。没关系的 - About the situation... - Oh no! It's all right!
- 还行吗？ - 好啊 - Ok? - Ok.
该放松，对吧 Easy, right? Good!
我们进去吧，我带你四处转转 Let's go?I can show you the house.
- 进去吧 - 好的 - Let's go in? - Nice!
跟我来 Come with me.
正如你所见，房子布局很简单，但... As you can see,the house is very simple but...
这就足够了 That's enough.
这是我的... This is my...
现在是我们两个的房间了 It's our room now.
喔噢，我们要睡在一起吗？ Oh, shall we sleep together?
我是说要睡在同一个房间吗？ I mean. In the same room?
- 是的 - 好极了 - Yes. - That's cool!
这房间很不错 And this house is wonderful.
比我之前住过的地方好太多了 It's much better than the place I've been.
确实好太多 Sure.
你知道我之前在哪儿吗，表弟 You know where I was,right cousin?
- 额，我知道 - 是的，表弟 - Ah! I know I know. - Yeah, cousin.
监狱 Jail.
这世界上最糟糕的地方 The worst place in the world.
我能想象 I can imagine.
旁边睡一个人很容易 Sleep with one is easy.
要是想想你旁边睡了十五个人 Think about sleeping with fifteen.
再一次感谢你收留我 Thanks again for receiving me.
- 哦 - 我也不想麻烦你的 - Oh... - I do not want to bother you.
别担心了，没事儿的 Don’t worry. It's all right.
看看，我们的姑妈为你加了张床 Look, our aunt made this bed for you.
虽然不是很舒服，但我觉得你会喜欢的 Not very comfortable, but...I think you'll like it.
胡说，已经很棒了 Bullshit. It's wonderful!
要是你跟我说这房子里有一间浴室的话 If you tell me you have a bath in this house
我会亲死你的 I'll kiss you on the mouth.
是的，确实有，来吧，我带你看看 Yes, I have.Come on, I'll show you.
哦，好极了，我需要冲个澡 Oh, great!I need to take a shower.
现在已经大汗淋漓了 I get sweaty very quickly.
- 好的，带你去洗澡 - 哦，好的 - Sure. Take your shower. - Oh cool.
这是浴室，很宽敞 This is the bathroom.It's very spacious, big.
想要热水呢 For hot water,
你得慢慢地把这个水龙头打开 you have to open the tap very slowly.
不然的话水不会热的 Otherwise it does not heat up.
好的 Ok. Great.
喔噢，真的好舒服 Wow, that's delicious.
非常棒！ Very nice.
这房子里只有一个浴室吗？ There's only one bathroom in the house?
不是，楼上也有一间，在姑妈的卧室里 Not! There's another one up there,in our aunt's bedroom.
其实比这间要好 It's way better than this one,as a matter of fact.
别担心，我不会弄乱什么的 And do not worry,I will not mess anything up.
我也不会把房子搞脏 I will not dirty the house.
我也绝不会尿在马桶盖上 And I never piss in this toilet seat.
从今天开始 Since today.
坦白说以前我也经常忘记把它弄起来 I confess that I also forget to pick this up.
但和姑妈一起生活后，好多了 But I got much better after I came to live with my aunt,
因为她是个女人，所以... because she's a woman. So...
你住在这儿多长时间了？ How long do you live here?
你也是从监狱里出来的吗？ Did you come from jail too?
哦，不！不是！ Ah! No, no!
很小的时候我就住在这儿了 I came to live here as a child.
我父母去世了，后来我姑妈收养了我 My parents passed away and my aunt supported me.
- 深表遗憾 - 没事儿的，我都已经挺过了 - My condolences. - Ok! It's all right. I already got over this.
我妈妈也死了 My mother is dead too.
她是个酒鬼 She was an alcoholic.
她喝酒喝到我爸爸打她都忘了 She drank to forget my father's beatings.
我好像忘了点东西，比如洗发露，香皂 I forgot these things,like shampoo, soap.
我能用你的吗？ Can I use yours?
我，这儿有我的，我帮你拿 Oh, I have some things here that I think can help you.
好的 Cool!
洗发露 Shampoo.
香皂 Soap.
洗手液 Liquid soap.
沐浴露 Lotion.
好极了 Nice.
哦 Oh...
额我先走了 So… I'll leave you alone.
你请自便 So you can do your thing.
嘿！ Hey!
- 谢谢 - 你需要我，就叫我 - Thank you! - If you need me, just talk.
好的 Okay.
好吃，你做的吗 It's delicious. Did you cook it?
不是，是姑妈啦，她给我们烤的 No, the aunt.She baked it for us.
喔噢，做得真好吃 Wow! She cooks very well.
我一会儿洗盘子吧？ Let me clean the dishes later, okay?
你别管了，你刚来 Do not worry about it.Are you new here.
没事儿的 No problem.
不，我要帮你 No, no! I want to help.
我来洗吧 Let me wash it.
我也可以打扫房子 I can clean the house too.
我喜欢做 I like it.
好呀，我们互帮互助喽 Okay, we can help each other out.
你愿意的话，我们分着做家务 If you want,we can share the tasks.
我也会做饭 I know how to cook too.
还会煎蛋 I know how to cook eggs.
也知道怎么熨衣服 I also know how to iron clothes.
你喜欢吸骨头吗？ Do you like sucking the bone?
很不错 It's good.
这首曲子对于练习你的音调很有帮助 This song is good for you to practice the chords.
调子？ Chords?
这是什么？ What is this?
一连串音符 It's a set of notes.
这很棒 Wow, this is beautiful!
嗯 Yeah.
举个例子 For example...
这是A键 This is the "A".
喔噢，好棒哦，真的太棒了！ Wow!! Wonderful! How wonderful.
你试试 Try.
我不会 I can not.
这里 Here.
把手指放在这里 Put that finger in here.
这儿，你来 There. So you...
哦，我好激动，我的第一个音符 Oh, I'm so excited!My first note!
我能够弹好吗？老师 Did I play perfectly, Professor?
嗯，我觉得你可以的，我认为 Yeah, I think you should...I Think...
你得买个电子琴，这样你就能在家多多练习 You need to buy a keyboard,so you can train more at home.
我觉得这很重要 I think it's important.
那个男生 That boy...
他是你的表哥吗？ He is your cousin?
是的 Yes, he is.
好吧，他要和你住在一起吗？ Nice.And he's going to live here with you?
不是的，他只在这儿住几天 No, no.He's only going to stay here for a while.
哦，好吧 Oh, nice.
他也有那种令人难忘的名字吗？ Does he have that imposing surname too?
汉茨 Hantz.
是的 Yes, he has.
好极了 Cool! You know,
我也想要有那样的名字，比如茱莉娅·汉茨 I would love to have that name, Julia Hantz.
你还想继续上课吗？我们开始吧 Do you want to continue with the class? Let's go?
哦好的 Ah yes.
好可爱的小耳洞！ What a cute little hole!
我觉得下次来的时候 I think the next time you come,
你可以带首你喜欢的曲子，这样我们就.... you can bring a song that you like, so we can...
哦，我想到一首 Oh, there's a song...
我什么都没做，我是无辜的，我发誓！我发誓！ I did nothing! I'm innocent.I swear! I swear!
- 喔噢，我做噩梦了 - 抱歉吵醒你了，马里奥 - Wow, I had a nightmare. - Sorry to wake you, Mario.
拜 Bye!
我礼拜二和四过来对吧，老师 So I come on Tuesdays and Thursdays, right, Professor?
是的 Yes!
拜 Bye!
抱歉，我不是故意吵醒你的 Sorry, Mario.I did not want to wake you up, man.
哦没事儿，反正又不是睡觉的时候 Oh no. It's all right.It's not time to sleep.
所以你在上电子琴课吗 So you give keyboard lessons?
是的，从现在开始你就会听到很多音乐了 Yes. You will hear a lot of music from now on.
好的！我喜欢音乐 Nice! I like music.
真的吗？你会弹什么？ Really? Do you play anything?
你在一直看我吗？ You were looking at me?
没有，我在看窗户 Not! I was looking at the window there.
表弟 Cousin.
我听到一些奇怪的声音 I hear strange noises here.
这正常吗？ It's normal?
很正常，夜行性动物发出的声音 Yes. It's normal.They are nocturnal animals.
- 附近有个森林 - 哦，谢天谢地 - There's a forest nearby. - Oh, thank goodness.
- 晚安！ - 晚安！ - Good night. - Good night.
表弟，我觉得我听到了脚步声 Cousin!I think I've heard a few steps.
不，马里奥，他们只是..... No, Mario. They are just...
只是邻居在说话而已，你能听到吗？ It's just the neighborhood talking.Can you hear?
- 你确定？ - 确定 - Are you sure? - Absolutely.
表弟 Cousin.
你介意我把床拼在一起吗？ Do you mind if we put our beds together?
我们睡的时候手拉手 And we sleep hand in hand.
我怕鬼 I'm afraid of ghosts.
认真的吗？马里奥，你居然怕鬼？ Seriously, Mario?Fear of ghosts?
好吧，行 Okay, fine.
好极了 Oh cool.
嗨！ Hi!
要我帮你做午餐吗？ Do you want some help with lunch?
哦，不用了，豆子已经在煮了 Oh no.The beans are almost ready.
想打牌吗？ Want to play cards?
打牌吗？ Play cards?
哪种游戏？我只会玩“洞” Which game?I only know how to play "Hole", man.
哦，好极了，我也喜欢“洞洞” Oh, great. I love a hole.
王牌会打乱这个游戏吗？ Does the joker dirty the canasta?
不会啦，只有这两副牌的两个王牌而已 No. Just the two of different suits.
哦，好吧 Ah, ok.
打牌是我在监狱里最喜欢玩儿的 Playing cards was what I did most in the jail.
如何合理利用时间也是一门艺术 Knowing how to spend time is an art.
幸福的诀窍 The secret of happiness,
某种意义上说就是 is in the way
你能欺骗生活 you can cheat the life.
欺骗生活，好极了 Cheat the life. Great.
学会分散注意力也是诀窍 Distraction is the secret.
你可不能偷牌啊 You just can not steal, okay?
- 这可不妙 - 提到偷 - Not good. - And speaking of stealing...
你是怎么进监狱的？ How did you end up in jail anyway?
奥！ Ah!
因为贩毒 As a drug dealer.
但是这很不公平 But it was not fair.
我只是偶尔吸毒 The drug I use sometimes.
很少很少，会上瘾的 A little bit, it's alcohol.
但刚好 What happened was
我为了救一个I went to protect a friend of mine,
落入街头混混手中的朋友 from an asshole on the street.
所以 So...
那个混蛋把毒品放进了我口袋里 The idiot put drugs in my pocket.
然后警察来了 The police came.
发现了我口袋里的毒品 Found the drug in my pocket.
在我解释清整个事情缘由前 Until explaining the whole story,
在监狱里待了两个礼拜 two weeks in jail.
很高兴你现在自由了 Glad you're free now.
就是这样 That's it.
那些天真是难熬啊 Those were bad days.
想想，我现在住在世界上最好的地方 Think. Best place in the world.
你出完牌了？ Have you finished?
我们之间的谈话成功的分散了你的注意力 I distract you with my conversation.
我没跟你说分散注意力也是个诀窍吗？ Did not I tell you that the distraction was the thing?
当然，分散注意力是你拿手的 Of course,distraction is your thing.
哦，该死 Oh, fuck.
嗯，哦 Yeah. Oh!
在这个房子里你可不能说脏话 You can not talk dirty words in this house.
他能洞察一切 He sees everything.
抱歉 Sorry.
喔噢，这个游戏好棒 Wow, man.This game is so fucked...
抱歉 Sorry.
嗯，这个游戏可能对你来说有点难度 Yeah. The game is really hard for you.
去你的 Fuck you.
只能在我们俩之间说哦 It's just between us.
我觉得我这游戏缺了点什么 I think something is missing.
缺些激励我赢得比赛的东西 Something to encourage me to win this game.
最后应该来点儿什么，比如礼物之类的 One thing in the end.Like a gift.
礼物？什么礼物？ A gift? What gift?
我挑一个给你，你挑一个给我 I choose one for you,and you choose one for me.
比如你可以 You can, like...
跳支舞，一支桑巴舞 Dance a song. A samba.
要全裸哦 Totally naked.
桑巴舞，还要全裸？ A samba, totally naked?
如果我输了，我也会这么做 If I lose, I'll do the same.
不，随它去吧，我们继续玩儿吧 No, let it go.Let's keep playing.
你怕输对吧？ Are you afraid to lose, right?
不，不是的，兄弟，你别放在心上 No, no... Never mind, man.
小时候我梦想着玩一场赌博游戏 My dream as a child was to have a Monopoly game.
但是我长大的地方都是穷人 But everyone was poor where I grew up.
所以，我和我的朋友们自己造了些游戏 So, me and my friends,we made up games.
一些淘气的游戏 Some naughty games...
你知道那个吗？叫帕萨纸牌游戏 You know that one?The "passa carta".
你必须得纸牌传到别人的嘴边 You have to pass the card to the other's mouth.
像这样吸着纸牌 Sucking like that.
我们假扮医生和病人 We played doctor and patient.
"Gato mia".
"Rosca-rosca".
"Queima-queima".
我们的病人都没想到 And our parents could not even imagine
我们以前经常做这些淘气的事儿 we used to do those naughty things...
对啊 Yeah.
我不知道"rosca-rosca" I just did not know the "rosca-rosca".
哦，孩子，我示范给你看看 Oh, kid. Just showing it to you.
还是处男吗？ Only child?
是的 Yes.
你像是个诚实的孩子 You seem to be a very honest guy.
我就是 That's what I am.
- 有女朋友吗？ - 目前还没 - Girlfriend? - Not for now.
从没约过会？ Never dated?
真的难以置信，没有 Incredibly, no.
- 同志吗？ - 什么？ - Gay? - What?
要不然你的女朋友是淋浴头吗？ Or your girlfriend is the shower?
继续讲那些儿时不知名的游戏吧 But back to the infamous child's games.
你可真有意思，兄弟 You're funny, man.
我心里总是会想这些奇奇怪怪的东西 My mind thinks a lot about these things.
我也是 Me too.
不，你像是个好孩子 No, you look like a good boy.
我看得出来 I can see that.
我像吗？ I look like?
其实我骗了你 So I cheated on you.
我脑子里也藏着许多肮脏的思想哦 There's a lot of dirt here in my head.
是你说的哦 If you say.
对 Yeah.
你知道 So. You know that
兄弟之间经常玩这些游戏，对吗？ these games are common among cousins, right?
对，说真的 Yeah. Seriously.
我知道 I know.
好吧 Yeah.
你还没听过这些故事吧？ Have not you heard those stories?
我觉得是 I think so.
好 Cool.
嗯 Yeah.
你现在有个表哥了，对吧？ And now you have a cousin, right?
- 高压锅！ - 该死！ - The pressure cooker! - Damn it!
- 天呐！ - 该死！ - Oh my god! - Fuck!
今天我们吃不上豆子了 Today we will not eat beans.
吓我一跳，兄弟 What a fright, boy!
抱歉 My bad!
我喜欢看海绵宝宝 I love SpongeBob.
R我也是 ight.
很有趣 It's very funny.
嗯，很好看 Yeah. Very cool.
我喜欢那集 I love that episode.
痞老板进入海绵宝宝的脑子里 That Plankton has to get into the mind of SpongeBob,
偷取制作完美蟹黄堡的秘方 to steal the secret formula of the perfect hamburger.
那集好极了 This episode is excellent.
是的 It's very good.
姑妈在冰箱里留了个蛋糕 Aunt left a cake in the fridge.
胡萝卜蛋糕，你想吃吗？ A carrot cake.Do you want to eat?
很好吃 Very good.
你会做什么? Do you do anything?
什么？ Anything what?
为了生活，为了赚钱 Life, to make money?
在进监狱之前 Before going to jail,
我在彩票屋 I was like a cashier
做收银员 in a kind of lottery house.
你是指那种彩票 What do you mean,what kind of lottery?
一些地下赌博场 Some clandestine games.
但我真正喜欢的是画画 But what I really like to do is draw.
我知道画画挣不到什么钱 But I do not make money from it yet.
画画很棒啊 Drawing is cool.
你喜欢画什么？ What do you like to draw?
我喜欢画漫画 I like to draw comics.
不错嘛 Nice.
改天我给你展示一下 Someday I'll show you.
现在就给我展示 Show it now.
反正我们没事儿可做 We're here with nothing to do.
不是这张 Not this one.
也不是这张 Not this.
你能别这么害羞吗？ Can you stop being shy?
你不打算给我弹几首曲子吗 You do not show any music.
能给我看看这张吗？ Can I see this one?
你真羞涩 You're shy.
有点吧 A little bit.
你怎么不写些对话呢？ You do not write the dialogues?
我从来不写的 I never wrote.
需要写吗？ Need to put, right?
写上会更好 Would be nice.
但画的真不错 But the drawing is cool.
他看起来像你 He looks like you.
其实他就是你吧 By the way. He is you.
是的 Yeah.
所以你想拥有超能力吗？ So would you like to have superpowers?
是的 Yes.
哪种超能力呢？ Which?
隐身超能力 Be invisible.
飞行能力 Fly.
定格人的能力 Freeze people.
定格人的能力？ Freeze people?
为什么？ Why?
因为看起来很酷 Because it's really cool.
在他们抓住你之前，将他们定住 Freeze people before they reach me.
或者在他们伤害你之前，将他们定住 Before they hurt me.
有意思 Interesting.
- 这是什么？ - 我定住你了，兄弟 - What is this? - I'm freezing you, man.
- 定住 - 不要 - Freeze. - No.
- 定住 - 你停停吧 - Freeze. - Can you stop?
定住 Freeze.
跟我过来，给我听听你的曲子 Now come here and show me your song.
马里奥，你亲了我 Mario, you kissed me!
哦是的，放轻松 Oh yes! Relax.
就是表兄弟之间的吻，很寻常 It's a cousin's kiss.Very common.
现在给我弹奏一曲 Now come play a song for me.
快点，我都给你看过我的画了，卢卡斯 Come on, Lucas.I showed you my drawings.
快来为我奏一曲 Now you play my song.
快点 Hurry up.
你被感动了吗？ Are you moved, man?
我觉得很好听 I think it's very beautiful.
我觉得我弹得不对 And I thought I'd played it all wrong.
不，你弹得很棒 No. You played perfectly.
谢谢 Thanks!
你只喜欢听古典音乐吗？ Is classical music the only one you like to listen to?
你知道，你或许只适合听这种 You can go very far with her, you know.
但我还喜欢听别的风格的 But, there are other musical styles that I like to hear.
我只是不能随便听而已，因为姑妈不太喜欢 I just can not because the aunt does not like it very much.
重金属 Heavy metal.
必须得大点声，不然的话没意思 And it has to be very loud,otherwise it's not funny.
老兄，别给她打电话，天才刚亮 Dude, do not call her!It's dawn.
她不会接的 She will not answer.
没关系的 That's cool, man!
- 她真的蛮无聊的 - 真的蛮无聊吗？ - She's boring. - Is she really boring?
是的，是她把房子租给了我们 Yes! She rented this house to us.
- 真的吗？ -真的 - Really? - Yes.
看看号码对不对 Check if the number is right.
对的 Yes. It is.
开始吧 So let's go.
拨过去了 Is calling.
她会宰了我们的 She's going to kill us.
这个点儿谁打过来的 Who is it now?
天还这么晚 It's so late.
你好 Hello!
请别说你好，请说“高兴至极” Do not say hello!Say "pleasure with madness"!
上帝啊 My God!
这么晚打到我家你不觉得很惭愧吗？ Are not you ashamed to call my house late at night?
我都是个老人了 I'm already an old lady.
女士，这可不是在开玩笑 It's not a prank, madam.
你正在参与我们的促销活动 You are participating in the promotion
应该说”高兴至极“ "Pleasure with madness".
请别伤心，你一定能赢的 But do not be sad, you can win!
小伙，我有心脏病 I have heart problems, boy!
现在我要报警了 I'll call the police now!
你现在要做的就是 Everything you need to do.
请说”高兴至极“ It says "Pleasure with madness".
轻声说，就像山羊那样 Groaning, like a goat!
山羊？ A goat?
来个按摩怎么样？ And how is this massage?
我们的按摩师正在前往你家 Our massage therapist goes to your room.
是全裸的哦 Totally naked.
然后给你按摩 And does a massage
给你来个全身按摩，就这样 in your body. That way.
额，这是哪家的旅馆 And... Where is this motel?
额，实际上我... Well, actually I...
我不能去旅馆 I can not go to a motel.
如果有人看见我进旅馆的话 If anyone sees me entering a motel.
也可能是停车场打来的哦 Can be in a parking lot.
那也不能晚上打来，我一直睡得很早 And it can not be at night.I always go to bed early.
现在可能是下午哦 It could be in the afternoon.
你在开玩笑吗？ Is that a joke?
哦，好遗憾 Oh, what a pity!
高兴 Pleasure.
至极 With madness.
你好 Hello.
哦，我简直难以置信这是在开玩笑 Oh, I can not believe it was a joke.
哦，不 Oh, no...
我以为今天到了 I thought it would be today...
谁知道呢 Who knows...
也或许是某天 Maybe one day...
别像个白痴一样 Stop being an idiot.
滚开，你又不是雷纳托·鲁索（创作歌手） Fuck off.You're not Renato Russo.
行了，够了 Come on, stop.
我已经闭嘴了 I already shut up.
我给你讲个笑话 I'll tell you a joke.
好啊 Ok.
给我讲笑话 Tell me the joke.
听着，一对姐妹 Look. Two sisters.
一对姐妹，一个年轻，一个年纪大 Two sisters.The youngest and the oldest.
年轻的对年长的说 The youngest spoke to the eldest.
听着姐姐 Look, sister.
我的小猴子开始长毛了 It is growing hair on my little monkey.
年长的说： The older one said:
哦，亲爱的 Oh, my dear.
我早就开始吃香蕉了 Mine is already eating bananas.
这是我的笑话 This is your joke.
真的好烂的笑话 That... Holy shit.
什么鬼 What the fuck.
你讲的好烂哦 You're really bad with jokes.
马里奥，快醒醒 Mario. Wake up!
马里奥 Mario.
该死 Shit.
好好睡吧 Sleep well.
很好 It's good.
早上好 Good Morning.
想起昨天那个笑话我还想笑，老兄 I'm still laughing at yesterday's prank, dude.
你好点儿了吗？ Are you better?
我昨天都没看到你上床睡觉，我睡着了 I didn't even see you go to bed yesterday. I fell asleep.
我也什么都不记得了 I do not remember either.
嗯，你什么都没穿 Yeah. You were naked.
是吗，你不是不记得了吗？ Ah yes. You do not remember?
我们做过什么吗？ What have we done?
难道你没感觉你坐下来有点困难吗？ Are not you feeling any difficulty sitting down?
天呐，你不是在说我们俩做了那种事儿吧 For God.Do not say that sort of thing...
我被你吓到了 I'm freaking you out.
我总是脱光衣服睡觉 I always take off my clothes to sleep.
太可怕了 What a fright.
- 你在这儿读什么？ - 但是我有想过哦 - What are you reading there? - But I wanted.
什么？ What?
我说了，我先跑了 I said and ran.
混蛋 Sucker.
书名叫“笨鸟” The title is "The Goofy Bird."
什么鬼书名 What a fucking title.
我在监狱里读的这本书 I took this book in prison.
很好看吗？ It's good?
很棒，里面有很多插画 It's great!It has many illustrations.
埃德加变成了一只小鸟 Edgar turns into a bird.
人们都很讨厌他，但他是个超级英雄 People are disgusted,but he's a superhero.
就像耶稣一样 Like Jesus.
好 Cool.
就像这种追逐游戏吗？ Was that a kind of catch game?
我就像那只鸟 I'm like that bird.
你有信什么教吗？ Do you have any religion?
我信仰某种东西 I believe in something.
这样好吗？ Is that good?
我信仰某种神秘物 I believe in the mystery.
所以你不信仰某个特定的神吗？ So you do not believe in a specific God?
我能够感受到上帝 I feel God.
但是我描述不出他的样子 But I can not tell what he looks like.
我希望我们的姑妈听不到我说的 I hope our aunt does not hear me, but
但我和你一样 I believe this too.
你相信罪孽论吗？ Do you believe in sin?
不 No.
脱掉你的衣服 Take off your clothes.
包括内裤 And the underwear, too.
你有听到吗？ Did you hear that?
听起来像脚步声 Sounds like steps.
混蛋 Son of a bitch.
我会报仇的 I'll have my revenge.
我会拿到你的内裤的 I'll get your underwear, too.
我要把你的内裤挂在树上 I'm going to put your underwear on that tree too.
我现在要把你的内裤脱掉 I'll take off your underwear now.
别藏了 Do not hide.
我会找到你的，卢卡斯 I'll find you, Lucas.
我会找到你的 I'll find you.
我会抓到你的，卢卡斯 I'll get you, Lucas.
你逃不掉的 You will not escape.
你在听吗？卢卡斯 Are you listening, Lucas?
卢卡斯 Lucas.
我说过了我会找到你的，卢卡斯 I said I'd get you, Lucas.
不用你帮我脱内裤 You do not have to take off my underwear.
我已经脱了 I already did.
我为你着迷 I'm crazy for you.
- 我来上课了 - 茱莉娅 - I'm here for class. - Julia!
- 你的课是在五点 - 哦真的吗？ - Your class is only five o'clock. - Oh, really?
是的，现在才... Yes. And it's still...
一点半 One-thirty.
嗷，那三小时后见 Ah, then in three hours and...
-我提前三十分钟到 - 好的 - And thirty minutes I'll be back. - Fine.
- 拜 - 拜，一会儿见 - Bye. - Bye. See you later.
她看到我们了吗 Did she see us?
我认为她看到你的... I think she saw your...
现在她回家弹琴了 Now she's going home to play keyboard.
哦天呐 Oh my God.
现在过来 Now come here.
这也是一个美妙的音符“D” This one also has that beautiful D,
你那天是这样吗？ that you did that day.
D!
我觉得我们可以继续了 I think we can continue.
- 茱莉娅！茱莉娅！ -怎么了？ - Julia! Julia! - What?
你还好吗？ Are you okay?
- 你摸了我的.... - 你的什么，卢卡斯？ - You took my... - Your what, Lucas?
我不知道 I do not understand.
你摸了我的丁丁，茱莉娅 You got my dick, Julia.
你的阴茎？ Your penis?
是的，茱莉娅，我的阴茎 Yes, Julia. My penis.
不，我觉得你说错了，卢卡斯 No. I think you're wrong, Lucas.
上帝啊，不是的 My God. No.
亲爱的我们开始吧，继续弹奏吧 Let's go honey. Keep playing.
上帝啊这女孩子是疯了吧 This girl is crazy.For God's sake.
这是什么？ What is it?
你能看我的画 You can not see my drawings.
好的，你困了吗？ Ok. Are you sleepy?
我们一起睡吧 Let's go to sleep?
我得先去关好大门 I have to check the gate first.
马里奥 Mario?
表兄弟之间的感情如此美妙 So beautiful the affection among the cousins.
很开心他们能够互相理解对方，多谢萝德丝的圣母 I'm glad they understand each other.Our Lady of Lourdes.
好好睡吧天使们 Sleep with the angels.
好无聊的旅行，该死 What a boring trip, fuck.
哦，我很抱歉 Oh, I'm sorry.
你们醒了啊 You woke up.
感谢主，赐予我们食物 Thank you Lord, for this meal.
因此我们能在这阳光明媚的早上 And because we're together at this table,
团聚在餐桌旁，阿门 on this beautiful sunny morning.Amen.
- 阿门 -阿门 - Amen. - Amen.
你们都不知道我有多开心 You do not know the joy I had,
昨晚我到家的时候看到 arriving here yesterday and seeing you both
两个有着血缘关系的表兄弟 cousins of the same blood.
以一种友善的姿势睡在一起 In a gesture of fraternization,sleeping together.
怎么了，亲爱的 What happened, dear?
姑妈，很抱歉，我们.... Auntie, I'm sorry. We were...
看了部恐怖片，姑妈 Watching a horror movie, Auntie.
卢卡斯非常害怕 Lucas is very fearful.
他就是这样，小时候他就想和我睡 He really is. Since he was little,he wanted to sleep with me.
他怕鬼 He was afraid of ghosts.
是的姑妈，那部电影很吓人 Yes aunt.The movie was very ugly.
嗯 Yeah.
卢卡斯对你好吗，亲爱的？ But did Lucas treat you well, dear?
非常好，姑妈 Very well, Auntie.
他就是有点笨笨的，你知道的 He's kind of clumsy, you know.
笨笨的？ Clumsy?
他把压力锅弄炸了 He blew out the pressure cooker.
行行好吧 Mercy!
姑妈，谢谢你能收留我 Auntie, I want to thank you for receiving me so well.
我跟卢卡斯说过 I told Lucas
你可以让我让我做任何事，无论花多大代价 you can count on me to help with whatever it takes.
是的，他真的非常善良，帮我修剪花草 Yes. And he was very good.Helped me cut the plants.
还在厨房帮我忙 - 真的吗？ - He helped me in the kitchen too. - Really?
我甚至还想帮忙分担账单 I even want to help with the bills.
亲爱的，你是客人 Honey. You are a guest here.
客人，临时的客人 Guest, like... Temporary guest.
只住几天，所以你不用担心这些 Just for a while. So you do not have to worry about that.
对吧，卢卡斯？ Right, Lucas?
是的，阿姨 Yes, Auntie. Yes it is.
但是无论如何都非常感谢你 But thank you anyway.
最好别去彩票屋不是吗？ Is not it better to stay in the lottery?
不！不是彩票屋 Not! No lottery.
我来了 I'm going!
哦，那位女士的儿子 Oh, the son of the lady...
萝德丝，你好，埃米利奥先生，你好吗？ Lourdes.Hi, Mr. Emilio. How do you do?
还好，孩子们，你们想做什么？ All right, boy.What do you want?
这是马里奥，他在我家待几天 This is Mario, he's spending some time at home,
他想遛遛狗，所以我想 and he walks with dogs,so I thought
- 带他来见见你 - 每天的 - bring him here to see you... - Every day...
午后可以吗？弗兰克需要跑跑步啦 In the afternoons, ok?Frank needs to run.
他真的喜欢跑步，宝贝？ And he really likes to run.Right, baby?
要做这个吗？我一天付五十块 Let's do this?I pay fifty a day.
每天哦 On even days.
别迟到哦 And do not be late.
还有.... And...
这只狗狗是我生命的全部 This dog is all I have in my life.
如果他丢了或者跑了 If he gets lost or gets run over,
我会爆了你们蛋蛋的 I rip your balls.
和你的朋友去吧 Go with your friend, go.
你好，弗兰克！ Hi, Frank!
我们去散步吧，弗兰克 Let's go for a walk, Frank?
我们去散步喽，弗兰克 Let's walk Frank.
你要是想你的生命中都是好日子的话，来我这边 Are you ready for the best days of your life, on my side?
- 走吧，弗兰克 - 我倒是想看看你是怎么照顾这只小狗狗的 - Come on, Frank! - I want to see you take care of this dog.
你会看到的，他会爱上我的 You'll see, he'll love me.
他已经爱上他的朋友马里奥了 He already loves his friend Mario.
弗兰克，你是世界之王 You're the king of the world, Frank.
嘿，卢卡斯你想养只狗吗？ Hey, Lucas.Did you want to have a dog?
卢卡斯 Lucas.
卢卡斯，你想养只狗吗？ Lucas. Did you want to have a dog?
奥，是的，我想呀 Ah yes. I want.
他很可爱，对吧？ It's cute, right?
我们走吧，我们走好吗，弗兰克 Let's go? Shall we go, Frank?
我们回家吧 Let's go home?
我们走吧 Let's go?
两周后 TWO WEEKS LATER
很好看 It's nice.
谢谢 Thanks.
我怎么看都好看，对吧 But I look good anyway, right?
- 我知道，索尼娅，时间有点长 - 喔噢 - I know, Sonia. Just a little while longer. - Wow!
求你了，我会付清的 Please. I'll pay it off!
不，不要！我不是那种赖账的人 No, no! I'm not deadbeat.
你知道，我是个受到上帝祝福的人 Do you know.I am a woman blessed by God.
我已经为圣丽塔祈祷过 I have been praying to St. Rita.
我会找到方法的 I'll find a way.
索尼娅，求你了，请你耐心些，求你了 Sonia, please. I only ask you a little more patience. Please!
你听到了吗？ Did you hear that?
我听到了 I heard.
姑妈欠了很多房租，真的很多 The aunt owes a lot of rents.Many.
为什么她付不起房租？ Why did not she pay the rents?
因为脊柱问题她退休了 She retired due to spinal problems, right?
去年他们叫她复查 Last year,they called her for a review,
后来她没了退休金 and she lost her retirement.
萝德丝姑妈 Auntie Lourdes,
从现在开始，我会付房租的 from now on,I'll help pay the rent.
马里奥 Mario.
谢谢你，亲爱的 Thank you, my dear.
萝德丝姑妈 Auntie Lourdes.
我给埃米利奥 I'm getting some money
遛狗赚了些钱 to walk with Emilio's dog.
还有两个邻居想让我遛狗 And there are two other neighbors wanting.
我知道你不想让我待太久 I know you do not want me to stay here for long.
但是只要赚到钱 But as long as I get this money
我会把它给你 I'll give it to you.
这样债务就能很快还清了 And in a short time this debt will end.
你给这个家带来了欢乐 You brought joy to this house.
给卢卡斯带来了生机 You brought life to Lucas.
自从你来了这里都发生了改变 It's changed since you got here.
他很开心 He's happy.
他以前.... He was...
以前很无聊 He was so bored.
他 He...
他差点错失一个朋友 He missed a friend.
谢谢你，我的孩子 Thank you, my son!
谢谢 Thank you.
萝德丝阿姨 Auntie Lourdes.
萝德丝阿姨，一切都会好起来的 It will be all right, aunt Lourdes.
请你别哭了 Please, do not cry.
看看为了冒险之夜是谁在这边 Look who's here for another night of adventures.
你把门锁好了吗？兔子先生 Did you lock the door, Mr. Bunny?
是的就是现在 Now yes!
这只兔子看起来很开心啊 This bunny looks very happy.
你带来什么好消息吗 Do you have good news?
- 有好消息吗？- 特大好消息 - You have? - Very good news.
什么他特大好消息呢？ BWhat good news?
萝德丝阿姨跟我说了些有意思的事儿 Aunt Lourdes told me very cute things.
我觉得我能待更长时间了 I think I'll stay a while longer,
藏在树干里的小兔子来找你了 here in the trunk of this tree with this bunny.
真是个好消息，我的小兔子 Good news, my rabbit!
所以我们得庆祝一下对吧 So we have to celebrate, right?
- 是的，你想见识一下兔子的跳跃能力吗 - Yes. - You want to see the bunny's jump?
- 我想看 - 想看吗？ - I want. - Want to see?
他现在开始跳了 Now he's going to jump.
一 One...
二 Two...
兔子先生！兔子先生 Bunny! Bunny!
茱莉娅 Julia!
- 你在这儿做什么？ - 我在玩”科斯梅和达米奥“游戏 - What are you doing here? - It's “Cosme and Damiao”!
你有糖果要给我吗？ Do you have candy for me?
”科斯梅和达米奥“游戏，下个月才开始玩儿 “Cosme and Damiao”?It's only next month.
- 你发誓吗？ -是的 - You swear? - Yes!
天呐，我疯了 God, I'm crazy!
，我下个月再来吧 Ah, then...I'll be back next month!
好的，玩那，茱莉娅 Ok. Good evening, Julia.
卢卡斯，这女孩儿是疯子吧 Lucas... this girl is crazy.
哦，卢卡斯你都没打理它吗？ Oh, Lucas. You did not take care of it here, did you?
我根本不能出远门 I can not travel...
见鬼 Sons of the devil!
萝德丝阿姨会知道一切的 Aunt Lourdes will know everything!
她会知道的 She will know.
所有人都会知道的，整座城的人 Everyone will know.The whole city.
你们这两个该死的同志！ You damn fagots!
上帝啊 My God!
圣母啊！ Our Lady!
那是什么声音 What was that noise?
哦，我不知道，一定是只乌鸦在叫吧 Oh, I do not know...It must have been a jackdaw.
小甜甜 Sweetie.
我觉得萝德丝姑妈很孤独 I feel Auntie Lourdes so alone,you know?
她一直这么孤独 She was always alone.
我想到一个主意 I think I got an idea.
什么主意 What idea?
埃米利奥先生 Mr. Emilio?
哦上帝，我能和他们一起玩儿吗？ Oh my God. Can I participate?
似乎我要赢了这场比赛喽 Looks like I'm going to win this game, right?
卢卡斯，我们不能再输了 Lucas. We will not lose again.
哦，小伙们 Oh, boys.
我觉得这个老警卫会给你们露一手 I think the old guard will give you a show.
哦，我可不想得罪你，埃米利奥先生 Oh, I did not mean to offend you. Mr Emilio.
别担心，萝德丝小姐，你是对的 Don’t worry, Dona Lourdes.You're right.
我们是完美的一对 We are a perfect pair.
是的，我们真的是，看看这个 Yes. I think we really are.Look that!
- 我退出 - 哦，小姐 - I quit. - Oh, girl!
你太棒了 You're very good.
哦，谢谢你，埃米利奥 Oh, thank you, Emilio.
好了 Well.
和你们玩牌真的很开心 It was a pleasure to play with you.
谢谢你的邀请，孩子 Thanks for the invite, son.
等等，埃米利奥，微波炉里有张披萨 But wait, Emilio.There's a pizza in the oven.
是的，美妙之夜才刚刚开始 Yes. And the night is just beginning.
- 是的 - 你的意思是 - Exactly. - Well, if you say...
不如我们来找点乐子 shall we make fun?
就是这个意思，卢卡斯，弹一曲 That's it!Lucas, put a song to play?
来瓶红酒怎么样？ How about a wine?
你要红酒吗？如果你没有，没问题 You got wine?Look, if you have not, no problem.
我回我家去取 I can get one at my house.
你想喝醉吗？ Are you trying to get drunk?
这可是上帝之屋，你知道 This is a house of God.You know.
哦，姑妈，我们喝点吧，又死不了人 Oh aunt, let's drink a little.It will not hurt anyone.
是的，姑妈，耶稣也创造了酒 Yes, Auntie. And Jesus multiplied wine too.
他其实只创造了面包？ But he only multiplied the bread.
- 面包吗？ 是的 - The bread? - Yes.
是的，但他在最后的晚餐里也喝了酒 Yes, but he drank wine at Last Supper too.
确实 It is true.
好吧，你把我说服了 Oh, ok. You convinced me.
储藏室里有几瓶 I have some bottles in the pantry.
但酒该换一换了，因为之后牧师在教堂里要用 But it has to be replaced later,because the priest uses it in the church.
哦，看在上帝的份儿上 Oh, for God's sake.
不是很好喝吗？ Is not it delicious?
太好喝了，呜哦 It's good to fuck... Oops.
萝德丝，你和我好像 Lourdes. You are like me.
愿意和我跳支舞吗？ May I have a dance?
只是我不知道...这么跳舞 It's just that I do not know, like this...To dance.
哦，萝德丝女士 Oh, Mrs. Lourdes!
看到萝德丝姑妈这个样子很开心 It's very funny to see Aunt Lourdes like this.
她很开心 She's so happy.
我爱你，你知道吗 I love you, you know that?
我不想让你离开 I do not want you to leave.
绝不 Never.
你愿意把我藏在你床下吗？ Do you hide me under your bed?
是的 Yes.
我可以把你藏在那儿 Where I can hide.
你改变了这个屋子的好多东西 You've changed a lot in this house.
你把我们都改变了 You've changed us all.
你来了，孩子 You're there, boy!
我没脸见你 I had not seen you.
不，姑妈，别擦掉 No, Auntie. Don’t take it off.
化了妆你更美了 You look beautiful with makeup.
- 别胡说了 - 是真的 - What nonsense. - It is true!
- 让我给你涂上口红 - 你吗？你知道怎么化妆吗？ - Let me do it on you. - You? And you know how to makeup?
我会哦 I rock.
- 好的 - 像这样 - Ok. - Do it like this.
就这样 Like this.
你会看起来更美，你会明白的 You'll look even more beautiful.You will see.
姑妈，埃米利奥是个好人，你不觉得吗？ Hey, Auntie. Emilio is such good people. Do not you think?
哦孩子，别这么说 Oh boy. Not say it...
看看镜子，给我个微笑 Look in the mirror.Give me a smile.
看看你自己多漂亮！ Look how beautiful you look!
你们会爱你们的邻居 You will love your neighbor
像爱你们自己一样，做得好 as yourself. Do well.
阿门 Amen.
最后我们来为圣母进行强力的祷告 Let's end with the powerful prayer of Our Lady,
以获得我们的恩赐 to reach our graces.
有谁想颂读祷告词 Someone wants to dedicate this prayer to some...
萝德丝 Lourdes.
你头发是怎么了，亲爱的 What did you do in your hair,my rose?
你喜欢吗？我侄子马里奥帮我做的 Do you like it?Mario made it, my nephew.
宽恕我吧 Pardon.
万福玛利亚，你充满圣宠 Hail Mary, full of grace
索尼娅女士，你能帮我看看几点了吗？ Ms. Sonia, can you tell me what time it is, please?
等等，我的手机在哪儿 Wait. Where's my cell phone?
我的手机不见了 My cell phone disappeared.
你是说，丢了 What do you mean, disappeared?
我刚才还用过它 I've used it right now.
有人偷了我手机 Someone stole my cell phone.
它就在我包里，但是现在不见了 It was with me here and now it’s not.
你是不是把它落在家了 Did not you leave it at home?
我刚刚还用过 I just got it.
我刚才说过了 I just said that.
有人偷了我的手机 Someone stole my cell phone.
太可笑了 How absurd.
索尼娅，这可是个严重的控诉 Sonia.This is a very serious charge.
你没去过浴室？或者厨房吗？ Did not you go to the bathroom? The kitchen?
我屁股压根没离开过这个椅子 I did not take my butt off that chair.
我没走几步，萝德丝 I can hardly walk, Lourdes.
我打赌我知道你的手机在哪儿，索尼娅女士 I bet I know where your cell phone is, Mrs. Sonia.
在他那儿 In his things.
你们了解这个在我们之中的男孩？ Did you know that this boy,who is here among us,
他是个有过前科的人 is he an ex-convict?
不！你在说谎 No! This is a lie!
茱莉娅，你怎么能那样说 Julia, how can you say that?
我可不是无中生有 I'm not inventing anything.
很简单，上网一查，马里奥·汉茨 It's very simple. Put it on the internet.Mario Hantz.
H - A - N - T - Z
汉茨 Hantz.
他是被错捕的，茱莉娅 He was...He was arrested by mistake, Julia.
- 我在说谎吗，马里奥 - 茱莉娅，请你冷静 - I'm lying, Mario? - Julia, please calm down.
- 我给你拿杯水 - 不，阿姨，等等 - I'll get you a glass of water... - No, Auntie. Stay.
你得知道你家正在发生什么 You need to know what is happening inside your home.
事情还没结束，我还发现了些别的事儿 And it does not end there.I discovered something else.
我想要我的手机 I want my cell phone.
我可买不起了 I just barely paid.
你想要你的手机是吗？索尼娅女士 Do you want to find your cell phone, Ms. Sonia?
跟我来 Come with me.
我要找回我的手机 Oh, I want my cell phone.
你能找到我的手机吗 You'll find my cell phone?
茱莉娅，请别那样做 Julia, please. Do not do it.
这孩子疯了吧，太荒谬了 This girl is crazy.This is absurd.
他的背包在哪儿？ Where is his backpack?
够了 That's it.
上帝会站在我这边的 God is with me.
要是我错了，上帝会惩罚我的 And if I'm wrong, God can punish me.
不是想让我证明吗？这就是犯罪证据 Did not I tell you?The proof of the crime.
结案 Case closed.
很显然是她去厕所的时候放进我的包里的 Obviously she put it in my backpack when she went to the bathroom.
你就是个坏蛋，现在大家都知道了 You're a bad guy,and now everybody knows.
孩子，是你拿了她的手机吗？ Son, did you get this cell phone?
姑妈，是她把手机放进马里奥的包里的 Auntie, of course she put the cell phone in his backpack.
我什么都可能是，但是就是不可能是小偷 I can be everything.But I'm not a thief.
哦，我知道了，阿姨你的手机有保护锁对吧？ Oh, I know. Auntie, does your cell phone have a security lock?
- 是的 - 抱歉借一下 - It has. - Excuse.
或许小偷想解锁 Probably the thief tried to unlock the cell phone,
所以，她的照片在这里 so, his picture will be here.
正如我说的 And like I said.
是我做的 I just did it.
你们看到了吧，是我想解开手机锁 You see. I just tried to unlock the phone.
孩子，你不该这么做 Girl, do not do this.
好吧，没关系 Fine. It's all right.
你们可能不相信，但我真的没说谎 You may not believe me,even though I'm not lying.
你们知道 You know that.
我才不会把我偷的东西留在这个房子里 But I would not leave my things here in this house.
不止这样，萝德丝阿姨 And there's more, Aunt Lourdes.
他不仅是个强盗 He, besides being a bandit,
他还是个玷污你家的魔鬼 he is a devil, who has defiled your house.
因为他和卢卡斯做爱了，他们两个做爱了 Because he and Lucas had sex!They had sex between them!
我看到了一切，就在瀑布那里 I saw everything.There at the waterfall.
很不幸，我并不想提这些，因为我.... Unfortunately I did not have to register this because I was so...
真的很震惊，我唯一能做的就是走得远远的 So shocked that the only thing I could do was walk away.
- 我有点不知所措 - 你应该说不知所措，不知所措 - I'm “pleplexed”. - You say perplexed. Perplexed.
马里奥，我在说谎吗 Is that a lie, Mario?
你还想否认你和卢卡斯在瀑布那里做爱了吗？ Are you going to deny that you and Lucas are fucking at the waterfall?
你做这一切，就是因为他不喜欢你吗？ All this just because he did not want you?
回答我，马里奥 Answer Mario!
你还想否认吗 Are you going to deny it, cousins?
别告诉我那两个小洞，就是同志用来... Did not I tell you? Those two little holes,that only fagot uses...
对不起，卢卡斯 Sorry, Lucas.
对不起，萝德丝姑妈 Sorry, Auntie Lourdes.
- 我走了 - 不，马里奥 - I'm leaving. - No, Mario!
你们这群长舌妇 You know, bunch of old gossipers
我受够你们了！你们可以下地狱了 I'm tired of you!You're going to hell!
原谅我，主啊 Forgive me, Lord.
亲爱的 Dear...
我一直明白 I always knew.
自从看到你们睡在一起，但是... Since I've seen you sleeping together, but...
这不关我的事儿 It's not my business.
你们都做得很好 And you do so well to each other.
我在你们之间看到了爱 I see love in you.
我翻译过圣经 And I interpret the Bible literally.
圣经上说上帝是爱的化身 And the Bible says that God is love.
若是你们互相喜欢 And if you love each other,
上帝便会紧紧把你们抱在怀里 you are in the arms of God.
你一直都知道？ So you always knew?
当然，你以为我傻吗？ Of course yes!Do you think I'm silly?
谢谢你，姑妈 Thank you aunt!
但我今天想让你和这两个恶魔 But I want you and this troupe of demons
滚出我的房子 get out of my house today.
不能多待一天 Not one more day.
听着，索尼娅，我很乐意 Look, Sonia. With pleasure.
这房子有一股阴沉的能量 This house has a heavy energy.
是的，糟透了 It is true. This sucks.
监狱比这都好 Even prison is better.
我的房子很大 And my house is pretty big.
我和弗兰克想有个伴儿 Me and Frank will love the company.
好极了，我们已经有落脚处了 Great. We already have a roof.
萝德丝 Lourdes.
你会受以地狱之火的酷刑 You'll burn in the fire of hell.
在不久的一天 Not another day.
我们走，姐妹们 Let's go, girls.
在我们堕入地狱之门前 Before we fall on this portal of hell,
你们这些不洁之人会先打开 that these immoral opened.
还有你的头发 And your hair.
我喜欢 I like it.
我们走，姐妹们 Let's go, girls.
茱莉娅 Julia.
我以前和你一样 I was like you.
别期望长大了就能逃脱束缚 Do not expect to grow old to break free.
这个世界能让我们尝到苦头 The world can make us very bitter.
你想听些建议吗？关于做爱 Do you want some advice?Have sex.
我并不适合你 I'm not the right guy for you.
我喜欢马里奥 I like Mario.
你只是认为我比较合适，因为... You just thought I was the right guy because...
我是天佑之人 I was a man of God.
但你根本不了解我 But you did not even know me.
你甚至都没跟我约过会 You did not even want to date me.
你只是为了性 You just wanted sex.
好吧，你可以做爱 And it's okay! You can have sex.
顺便说一下，你本来应该做爱 By the way, you should have sex.
你不需要对任何人报复 And you do not need revenge on anyone.
别以为这个世界都是围着我们转的 Do not believe this little world they invented for us.
你想来杯啤酒吗？和我们一起 Would you like a beer? With us?
翻译：eternalmummy
你们到了啊！ You arrived!
快进来吧，这房子现在是你们的家了 Come in. The house is yours now.
嗨，亲爱的 Hi dear!
我来帮你拿包 Want help with your bag?
我是那种因为这点小事儿就让人帮忙的女人吗？ And I'm a woman who needs help for this?
哦，他好棒！ Oh, he's wonderful!
姑妈，我绝不相信你会接受我是同志的事实 Aunt, I never thought you would accept the fact that I'm gay.
哦，你好笨 Oh. You're so silly.
谢天谢地你不是同性恋，埃米利奥 Thank God you're not homophobic, Emilio.
同性恋？哦，我跟你说点事儿 Homophobic?Oh, I'll tell you something.
弗兰克老是喜欢骑那只公狗 Frank just likes to ride on male dogs.
我爱那只狗胜过我自己 And I love that dog more than myself!
- 今天在院子里野餐怎么样？ - 好极了，我来做三明治 - How about picnicking in the yard today? - Great, I make sandwiches!
好棒的房子 What a cool house.
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